Fay, Fay Go Away!

This was the scene ALL day today. Horrible! Weather sirens going off, tornado watches, and warnings...grrrr. Despite the weather I went to the workout room and hit the treadmill for 45mins and afterwards, off to work I went. Today was an extra short day for me but it was a surprisingly steady morning. Rain tends to bring the shoppers. After work I picked B up from school with Fay still at her best and heading home I got this convo:

B: Am I going to be 18 before I have a sister?

Me:WTF!!!!(in my head)

Silence...

Me: Why do you have to have a brother or sister?

B: Because...So I can teach them things like to tie their shoes and help them with their homework.

Me:Oh

Now this dialogue threw me for a loop because Brandon hasn't ever asked about siblings or anything of the like. But his heightened interest came and went. Thank God! So around 8:40 tonight I get a text that is labeled as a forward(FWD:).

Fwd:Whats up sexy i kno ive been slow but quicker isnt always beter holla back at me

Mind you I don't know who the text is from because all that came with said text was a number. I'm sure this is some random dude that came in my store and tried to spit game and I scribbled the digits knowing I had NO intention to answer his call. And with the effort that he put into his text, sorry mass forward, I see that he exhibits extra lame qualities. I have zero tolerance. And at that moment THAT'S when I remembered why Brandon doesn't have a sibling(lol).